Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Rave

Late into the hours of a Monday night, Chad Schmucker was caught creating a techno setlist for a (legal) rave that he is going to throw in the future. As he is slaving away over a hot iTunes, he tries to move some music around, but it just wouldn't budge. He clicks on the X in the corner. Nothing. Sweat starts to drip from his brow and he makes one final attempt to get the problem cleared up. Ctrl, Alt, Delete. He views the task manager and searches for the program. He finds iTunes and looks to the right. "Not Responding." This sends him into a twisting vortex of agitation and anger. "I'll wait it out" he said, yawning. Curling up in his sheets, listening to the late night laughter of the Conan O'Brian show, his eyelids shut as he thinks of ways to troubleshoot his computer.

That's right ladies and gentlemen, I am without iTunes at the moment. I am hoping to get it fixed soon though. As in tomorrow. I wrote a couple nasty letters to Mac about the issue between Vista and iTunes. It really bugs me though because I went 6 months with nothing but success between the two, and it just now flared up. But the iTunes isn't the only thing bugging me. The fact that I worked for 4 hours to make a 2 hour setlist that still needs another hour of playtime added to it doesn't get me either. What really gets my goat is the fact that any speaker device that I plug into my computer decides not to work. Not only can I not watch Youtube properly, but I can't have any thinking music or an excuse to ignore my mom when she walks in and wants me to go mow the yard or something.

So I'm currently in a very upset state right now. I'm re-installing Vista tomorrow evening, so hopefully everything will get better then. If not, there could be a freeze dried elephant stuck in somebody's pool. And it's not gonna be mine, because my pool is the shiz! It's one of those cool blue looking ones with the inflatable ring at the top. Yeah, that's good stuff. I like to swim in a circle really fast, then suddenly stop and be carried away by the rip. It's a good time.

*Edit*
Alright, as if to put even more of a hamper on my day, I just stepped on a freshly shampoo'd carpet and now my feet are cold and wet. There is definately gonna be a freeze dried zoo in some pools...

Thursday, June 5, 2008

First Blog

As come tradition to all sites that allow for blogging, there is the inevitable "First Blog" that is entitled "First Blog". I thought, being a man of religion, I would continue this tradition in welcoming you to my official Blogger blogging place.

Alright, after that short intro I'm quite sick of the word "Blog" so from now on Blog=Helmet. (I.E. This is Shooter's Helmet.)

Alright, let's get into some meat... Actually, I lied, this is where the first helmet is gonna end. I'm too tired to continue. Goonight all!